bepeu:

reason i want to be dog

• cute
• fluffy
• sleep a lot
• no exam s

(via sorry)

dirkstr8der:

the-winchester-initiative:

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

Get out.

why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns

(via jorgeu27)

qalids:

lluffy:

papaposey:

gnrandmaa:

lrerevoaary:

sshabeedib:

pprestonee:

Ive been laughing for the past 1 hour at this shop omfg

…

hOW DO I MAKE IT STPO omg

just go to the home page guys dO IT

These are the kind of posts that Yahoo! paid $1.1 billion for.

^ Amen.

FUCK YOU GUYS MY MOM WAS  RIGHT BEHIND ME 

these actually exist guys. think about that.

(via 10knotes)

at-boundary-conditions:

what if humans have cheat codes like if you jump 14 times and then punch + kick ok awesome now i can walk on water and do calculus

(via the-druginyourveins)